pretty girl: i’d rather be called beautiful than... →
thinisinforeverandalways: pretty girl: i’d rather be called beautiful than hot me: i’ll take what i can get
healthyisclassy: Martha doesn’t like Emily’s blog. She keeps that to herself and doesn’t send Emily hatemail. Thanks Martha. Blog etiquette. Super simple stuff.
moraniarty: you know you’ve stayed up too late when the australians start blogging
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog
Screw that, kids: Things parents forget to tell... →
the-incubus: Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you…
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via you-know-you-like-that-i)
One day you'll meet a guy. And ultimately, he's...
my relationship with my followers
me: ask me something?
me: ok. i will reblog some photos.
The amount of nothing that I do on a daily basis is starting to get out of hand
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
atheistme: killself: REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET oops.
Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via design-and-delight)
me: alright whoah calm down boys there's enough of me to go around