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hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

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POSTED 4 weeks ago  //  160,951 notes  //  0:19 am
On the treadmill
  • Me: runnin like a fuckin pro athlete
  • Me: so ready for this 10k
  • Me: come. at. me. motherfuckers.
  • Me: sweatin like a pig, lookin like a fox
  • Me: ahhhh yeeeeee
  • Me: better stop. Cant injure my beastly bod
  • Machine: ran .5 miles in 15 minutes
  • Me: what
    • POSTED 4 weeks ago  //  7,929 notes  //  0:17 am
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